I'm a narcissistic, schizophrenic, atheist, ex-stripper, with a hell of an appetite for adventure and debauchery, I love to push the limits of life, like a drunk Irish bum once told me, "When I land in the gates of hell, I don't want to just come strolling in, I want to come crashing in, skreechn', buns o'flame, fallen to pieces from all the craziness I been through."